The Celebrity Life & Blog of DM
My Morning Chat with a Yahoo! "help" Bot...
(please wait for a Yahoo! agent to respond.)
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with Nette ...
David: Hello. I'm unable to access my email.
Nette: Hi! Welcome to our Yahoo! Mail Live Chat service. I'm glad you've joined us.
Nette: Thank you for providing us the details of your issue.
david: sure. I've tried rebooting and cache clearing on my end, didn't know if there is anything else I can do?
Nette: I understand that you are unable to access your account . Is that correct?
Nette: Thank you for the confirmation.
Nette: I apologize for the inconvenience this has caused you. I would be happy to assist you resolve this issue.
david: It appears to be working now, thanks much
Nette: Are you getting any error messages when you try to log in?
david: yes, the ever increasing "temporary problem" page, but it lasted longer than usual. all is good now! thanks
Nette: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Nette: As I understand, you are getting an error code 5 . Is that correct?
Nette: Error code 5 is a temporary issue.
David: I know what Error code 5 is, I used to work at Yahoo!
Nette: It is caused by having too many windows open at the same time.
Nette: Once you close all other windows and restart your browser, your account will be as good as new.
David: I only have one window open.
Nette: Would there be anything else I can assist you with?
David: This is a YAHOO problem not a DAVID problem. You know that, right?
Nette: To end this chat and take the quick survey, please click the word "Close" on the top right part of this chat window.
Nette: Thanks so much for visiting. Please be in touch any time. We're always here!
David: Hey, wait.
Chat InformationThank you for contacting us. Have a great day.
David: Fuck you.