The Celebrity Life & Blog of DM
Monday, December 06, 2004
Excessive Things...
I know as Americans, we're automatically labeled as living excessively simply by residing in one of the 50 states. I however, started feeling extra guilty lately after seeing how much trash I could not even fit into our dumpster yesterday. I was watching a homeless guy in the alley as he watched me stuff the 4th big, black bag of garbage into the refuse thing. (Note to self: 'Get Dallas to recycle') I'm sure I don't need to throw away this many magazines, newspapers, perrier bottles, Bibentuckers cleaning bags, paper towels, tissue, wine bottles, half-chewed dog toys and various other stuff. But I knew I had crossed the 'consumption line' when I caught myself watering the house plants with several bottles of unused S. Pellegrino. That does it... I'm calling Leo DiCaprio and asking for help right now.
What would Leo drive?
I know as Americans, we're automatically labeled as living excessively simply by residing in one of the 50 states. I however, started feeling extra guilty lately after seeing how much trash I could not even fit into our dumpster yesterday. I was watching a homeless guy in the alley as he watched me stuff the 4th big, black bag of garbage into the refuse thing. (Note to self: 'Get Dallas to recycle') I'm sure I don't need to throw away this many magazines, newspapers, perrier bottles, Bibentuckers cleaning bags, paper towels, tissue, wine bottles, half-chewed dog toys and various other stuff. But I knew I had crossed the 'consumption line' when I caught myself watering the house plants with several bottles of unused S. Pellegrino. That does it... I'm calling Leo DiCaprio and asking for help right now.
What would Leo drive?
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