The Celebrity Life & Blog of DM
Wednesday, March 09, 2005
Russell Crowe... you're so Level Orange
Terrorists apparently moved airports, skyscrapers and nuclear plants to the backburner for a few months to explore what the FBI calls… "Cultural Destabilization Plan" or (CDP) if you work there - they DIG acronyms. Russell Crowe was an early kidnap target (as you may all remember back in 2001). And I just thought it was creative PR from his agent. Evidently, if al-Qaida can kidnap/kill enough Hollywood celebrities, they could bring the U.S. completely down. (insert scene clip from “Team America” here). I suppose entertainment is still on the top of our export list and if you want to destroy a country, you go after their natural resources (insert CNN Iraq war clip here). It just kinda scares me to think our natural resource – (insert clip of Lindsey Lohan screaming about her dad here) - is the U.S. equivalent to Iran’s oil reserves.
Due to elevated threats the MPAA has raised crude & wholesale prices per scene on Vin Diesel
Terrorists apparently moved airports, skyscrapers and nuclear plants to the backburner for a few months to explore what the FBI calls… "Cultural Destabilization Plan" or (CDP) if you work there - they DIG acronyms. Russell Crowe was an early kidnap target (as you may all remember back in 2001). And I just thought it was creative PR from his agent. Evidently, if al-Qaida can kidnap/kill enough Hollywood celebrities, they could bring the U.S. completely down. (insert scene clip from “Team America” here). I suppose entertainment is still on the top of our export list and if you want to destroy a country, you go after their natural resources (insert CNN Iraq war clip here). It just kinda scares me to think our natural resource – (insert clip of Lindsey Lohan screaming about her dad here) - is the U.S. equivalent to Iran’s oil reserves.
Due to elevated threats the MPAA has raised crude & wholesale prices per scene on Vin Diesel
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