Reality TV is exhausting

In The Real World would anyone actually say, "I Want To Be A Hilton"? I mean, really? The Fear Factor is that there are quite a few Jackasses out there looking for Fame that need Extreme Makeovers, or be told What Not To Wear or perhaps should look at just Starting Over. Do they do it For Love Or Money? Well, I think The Benefactors of Reality TV are the networks, which are Cheaters by saving tons of money on production costs and producing shows that don’t really make The Cut. They are the real Survivors while the viewers are The Biggest Losers. The Unsolved Mystery is why all this crazy Strange Love for reality crap TV exists. It makes this Average Joe feel pretty Punk’d and want to leave my Sheer Dallas digs and jump on my American Chopper, break all the Road Rules and head out to Laguna Beach for The Simple Life.

So... Viva La Bam,

-DM  ¶ 5:56 PM