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Wednesday, September 21, 2005
 
Since I'm in a pissy mood and drinking aggressively...

Here's a list of things I hate:

1) Cellular directory assistance. $2.50 PER call and they don't have to get it right. Did you know that? (so try something different) Just because of that policy, I call back everytime (right or wrong) to get a refund.

2) Skulls on eVeRytHinG. WTF? Is it Halloween or something? Who came up with putting dead human remains on Gucci bags and Prada t-shirts anyway? They should be shot, killed and have their skull put on something.

3) Celebs with Weird Beliefs. Really, we don't care if you eat toads for breakfast and clean yourself out with a Waterpik filled with holy water and then worship the lost 13th prophet of Soddom. We don't care and we don't want to hear about it ok? Get over yourself.

4) Bad Drivers. You cannot drive, you don't understand road rules, you're busy on the cell phone - so, please buy a bus pass for the month.

5) Hurricanes. Geezz! We are F*(&^%! sick of Hurricanes ok??! Please stop them somebody. Even the weather guys have even run out of names this year for FEMA sake! Oh, and I'm sure the AntiChrist's daughters will be named Rita and Katrina.

6) Employees with Attitude @ Taco Bell. or employees with attitudes that work in front of the public AnYwHeRe. Hey, it dosent hurt to be somewhat nice, it makes the day go by faster, you're happy, we're happy - besides you may get a tip. And if you're reading this Shaniqua from Taco Bell # 237, you're not anything special to begin with (and your hair looks like a Racoon took a shit in it) - so get overyourself.com

ok, I feel better. Sorry about that.

Don't get mad at me for listing things I hate. Somebody made a movie about their list... and it had TEN things!
 
Comments:
fuckin' shaniqua. every time, it's shaniqua. i hate that trollop.
 
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'True Stories from the other side of Hollywood' - Launched: MARCH 29, 2004 DM is a filmmaker living in Dallas, Texas USA. DM loves music (Cobain to Vivaldi), movies, politics, celebs that get drunk and travelling anywhere in Italy. He's married to Margaret and has a Jack Russell. Feel free to contact DM at: dmburrows98@yahoo.com

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