The Celebrity Life & Blog of DM
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
Just a shitty review of my day...
This has got to be one of the worst days of my life. I shouldn’t even say that because as soon as I do… the Universe has this way of saying … “Really? Ya think so huh? Well try on THIS day asshole!” So, I’ll say it’s in the top 3% of worst days. Anyway, it went like this:
1) Overslept
2) Bulldozer shows up to dig up yard, sprinkler system and replace gas line SURPRISE and I can’t get them to reschedule the dig.
3) Out of coffee
4) Conference call at 9:00am – phone dies
5) Conference call at 9:15am – next door construction crew starts cutting CONCERETE (this sound is louder than sitting on a plane on the last row during take off) – sound continues until FOUR PM.
6) Mortgage broker calls to say the lender – after 65 days of processing - has denied our refinance loan
7) Still out of coffee
8) Harley gets stung by a bee outside
9) DVDs I order for Mike’s documentary ($3,099 worth mind you) are wrong copy and a screening takes place this weekend during Trail Days. Our big weekend to make a sale. Scramble to get Doug to burn new DVD’s to FedEx.
10) Trying to dressed quickly, my toe catches a small hole in my jeans and completely rips them
11) Go online to chase to pay some bills, passcode locked up and don’t have time / patience to go through the unbelievably long process of a new one
12) Postman delivers special delivery for signature: What is it? Why a foreclosure from our bank of course.
13) Can’t leave the house as bulldozer is now parked in my driveway and digging a twelve foot hole in neighbor’s yard
14) Order Pizza – have no money – can’t write a check when delivery comes. I start to cry – they let me write a check.
15) Harley is ok – but grumpy and barking at Bailey.
16) Air-conditioner won’t come on downstairs – find out – compressor is BLOWN.
17) Finally get out of driveway to run errands – forget check to deposit. Go back to bank – no money in ATM (funds on hold).
18) Purchase three bottles of wine
19) Oh and Andy Dick emailed me about something – that wasn’t bad, but random – so I thought it mentioned a mention
20) Type blog and get wasted.
This has got to be one of the worst days of my life. I shouldn’t even say that because as soon as I do… the Universe has this way of saying … “Really? Ya think so huh? Well try on THIS day asshole!” So, I’ll say it’s in the top 3% of worst days. Anyway, it went like this:
1) Overslept
2) Bulldozer shows up to dig up yard, sprinkler system and replace gas line SURPRISE and I can’t get them to reschedule the dig.
3) Out of coffee
4) Conference call at 9:00am – phone dies
5) Conference call at 9:15am – next door construction crew starts cutting CONCERETE (this sound is louder than sitting on a plane on the last row during take off) – sound continues until FOUR PM.
6) Mortgage broker calls to say the lender – after 65 days of processing - has denied our refinance loan
7) Still out of coffee
8) Harley gets stung by a bee outside
9) DVDs I order for Mike’s documentary ($3,099 worth mind you) are wrong copy and a screening takes place this weekend during Trail Days. Our big weekend to make a sale. Scramble to get Doug to burn new DVD’s to FedEx.
10) Trying to dressed quickly, my toe catches a small hole in my jeans and completely rips them
11) Go online to chase to pay some bills, passcode locked up and don’t have time / patience to go through the unbelievably long process of a new one
12) Postman delivers special delivery for signature: What is it? Why a foreclosure from our bank of course.
13) Can’t leave the house as bulldozer is now parked in my driveway and digging a twelve foot hole in neighbor’s yard
14) Order Pizza – have no money – can’t write a check when delivery comes. I start to cry – they let me write a check.
15) Harley is ok – but grumpy and barking at Bailey.
16) Air-conditioner won’t come on downstairs – find out – compressor is BLOWN.
17) Finally get out of driveway to run errands – forget check to deposit. Go back to bank – no money in ATM (funds on hold).
18) Purchase three bottles of wine
19) Oh and Andy Dick emailed me about something – that wasn’t bad, but random – so I thought it mentioned a mention
20) Type blog and get wasted.
Comments:
Sorry about your crap day. But I'm so glad you got Bailey back safe and sound. Do you ever answer your phone?
Mot
Mot
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: 7:35 PM
Ok, you win. Next time I have a really crappy day, I'm coming back to your blog to read this again.
This takes the cake. Oh wait, that is your mouse that takes the cake. My bad.
*shaking my head*
Was three bottles of wine enough?
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This takes the cake. Oh wait, that is your mouse that takes the cake. My bad.
*shaking my head*
Was three bottles of wine enough?
