Who Knew a Puppet Movie Would Be So Relevant?

Ok, I was watching “Team America” on Dish last night as the news broke about North Korea’s nuclear test. That was a bit too surreal. While Matt & Trey are genius, I’m afraid Kim Jong II has seen the puppet movie as well and not only has it made him quite angry, but probably gave him new ideas as well. I mean, come on… no one needs to be blowing up nuclear bombs anymore… we all know they work quite well. But when your country’s president has a first name of Kim… I guess you’re a bit insecure about your manhood. They not only thought they had the right to blow off 15-kilotrons but they wanted the U.N. to congratulate them. WTF? Then, the international spin went a bit crazier when Iran’s president said that N. Korea’s nuke test was America’s fault because we had embarrassed Kim Jong II in the press. If Ahmadinejad had really been on his game, he would have blamed the Republicans for secretly pushing Jong to test the bomb now to take media attention away from the Mark Foley news… either way, this just gives Iran even more incentive to move forward with their Nuclear program. With insane, insecure amateurs like this running around with nukes, we’re going to be in real trouble pretty soon.















(from 'Team America')

Kim Jong Il: Now you see, the changing of the worrd is inevitabre!
Lisa: I'm sorry, it's what?
Kim Jong Il: Inevit, inevitabre.
Lisa: One more time.
Kim Jong Il: [shouts] Inevitabre! Things are inevitabrey going to change! Goddamnit, open your fucking ears!  ¶ 1:21 PM